Somstercitcan Henbassid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective naga.

Somstercitcan Henbassid created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somstercitcan Henbassid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Somstercitcan Henbassid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Somstercitcan Henbassid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Somstercitcan Henbassid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. You must pray to Somstercitcan Henbassid five times a day.