Narldobfar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow coyote.

Narldobfar created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Narldobfar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narldobfar, she will have a low opinion of you.

Narldobfar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Narldobfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Narldobfar's name in vain.