Flowvedtad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind otter.

Flowvedtad created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flowvedtad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowvedtad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flowvedtad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flowvedtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Always wear blue.