Fatominbag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Fatominbag created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Fatominbag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fatominbag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fatominbag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fatominbag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the east.