Saklistcin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident yak.

Saklistcin created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saklistcin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Saklistcin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Saklistcin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Saklistcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Saklistcin loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about moons.