Hanlegnill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, smart rat.

Hanlegnill created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanlegnill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanlegnill, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hanlegnill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hanlegnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help porpoises in need.