Sigkipgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing skunk.

Sigkipgup created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigkipgup, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sigkipgup, it will send you a sign.

Sigkipgup's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sigkipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always obey Sigkipgup's priests.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Sigkipgup on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.