Ragflowbell is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty porpoise.

Ragflowbell created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragflowbell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ragflowbell, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ragflowbell's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ragflowbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never run in the presence of manatees.