Dundidtab Gembimleg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid aardvark.

Dundidtab Gembimleg created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Dundidtab Gembimleg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dundidtab Gembimleg, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dundidtab Gembimleg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dundidtab Gembimleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shave your chest.