Fasbafgum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous porpoise.

Fasbafgum created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbafgum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fasbafgum, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fasbafgum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fasbafgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the south.