Wonlakmatgof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless mongoose.

Wonlakmatgof created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wonlakmatgof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonlakmatgof, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wonlakmatgof's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wonlakmatgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wonlakmatgof's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.