Boggiltagart is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, caring hedgehog.

Boggiltagart created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggiltagart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Boggiltagart, it will turn you into a worm.

Boggiltagart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Boggiltagart's Holy Commandments

1. Put Boggiltagart first in all things.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Boggiltagart on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never laugh near mice.

5. Never eat green fruit.