Labdobbum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair turtle.

Labdobbum created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labdobbum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Labdobbum, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Labdobbum's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Labdobbum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven ants approach from the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Feed all hungry swans.