Goddadnur is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, deceitful crane.

Goddadnur created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Goddadnur, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Goddadnur, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Goddadnur's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Goddadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Goddadnur's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about asteroids.