Binsagarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic shark.

Binsagarn created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binsagarn, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binsagarn, she will torture you forever.

Binsagarn's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Binsagarn's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.