Sompadcaryarlgesstondit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish dragonfly.

Sompadcaryarlgesstondit created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sompadcaryarlgesstondit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sompadcaryarlgesstondit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sompadcaryarlgesstondit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sompadcaryarlgesstondit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help hamsters in need.