Ligbusjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing squid.

Ligbusjat created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbusjat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligbusjat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ligbusjat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ligbusjat's Holy Commandments

1. Ligbusjat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligbusjat.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.