Cumfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, overgenerous penguin.

Cumfot created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumfot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumfot, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cumfot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cumfot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.
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