Bogtarplipsabcarxuckbess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless wren.

Bogtarplipsabcarxuckbess created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogtarplipsabcarxuckbess, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogtarplipsabcarxuckbess, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bogtarplipsabcarxuckbess' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bogtarplipsabcarxuckbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.