Cadbugcepwatkemved is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omniscient newt.

Cadbugcepwatkemved created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbugcepwatkemved, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadbugcepwatkemved, he will turn you into a mole.

Cadbugcepwatkemved's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cadbugcepwatkemved's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cadbugcepwatkemved on top of all buildings.