Metflatbod Bimwikkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet hare.

Metflatbod Bimwikkad created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Metflatbod Bimwikkad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metflatbod Bimwikkad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Metflatbod Bimwikkad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Metflatbod Bimwikkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Retreat if six mice approach from the west.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.