Mishapmab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional rhinoceros.

Mishapmab created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishapmab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mishapmab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mishapmab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mishapmab's Holy Commandments

1. Mishapmab loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.