Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy parrot.

Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit, he will not invite you to parties.

Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stipflamrillbastont Fedgumlinwigfagcitsit.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.