Budsanjan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy raccoon.

Budsanjan created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budsanjan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budsanjan, she will curse you with boils.

Budsanjan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Budsanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never pour water over plants.