Yimbafbat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking rhinoceros.

Yimbafbat created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbafbat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimbafbat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yimbafbat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yimbafbat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yimbafbat first in all things.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about cell theory.