Bogkabhug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogkabhug created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkabhug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogkabhug, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bogkabhug's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bogkabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Bogkabhug must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if three horses approach from the west.