Stafgablarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful raven.

Stafgablarg created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafgablarg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafgablarg, it will manifest in front of you.

Stafgablarg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stafgablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Stafgablarg must be the most important thing in your life.