Tablatrutthigbegjiptofstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish chicken.

Tablatrutthigbegjiptofstip created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tablatrutthigbegjiptofstip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tablatrutthigbegjiptofstip, it will turn you into a duck.

Tablatrutthigbegjiptofstip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tablatrutthigbegjiptofstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.