Riphadpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent slug.

Riphadpid created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Riphadpid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Riphadpid, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Riphadpid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Riphadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Riphadpid on top of all buildings.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Do not take Riphadpid's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.