Cadgepaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying wyvern.

Cadgepaf created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadgepaf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadgepaf, it will ignore you.

Cadgepaf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cadgepaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from indigo tortoises for they are unholy.