Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered aardvark.

Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sagripgof Cabrulbatbug's name in vain.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not laugh in public.