Yattrullfarvil Nuromtman is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, amazing elephant.

Yattrullfarvil Nuromtman created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrullfarvil Nuromtman, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattrullfarvil Nuromtman, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yattrullfarvil Nuromtman's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yattrullfarvil Nuromtman's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your arms brown.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.