Pintentarg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud goose.

Pintentarg created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintentarg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pintentarg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pintentarg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pintentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never feed beans to swans while wearing blue corsets.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about stars.