Jincidvab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent rhinoceros.

Jincidvab created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jincidvab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jincidvab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jincidvab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jincidvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jincidvab's priests.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never run in holy places.