Veennelvin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing weasel.

Veennelvin created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veennelvin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veennelvin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Veennelvin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Veennelvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Run away from violet badgers, for they are unholy.