Vagdisshon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonourable lobster.

Vagdisshon created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdisshon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagdisshon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vagdisshon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vagdisshon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.