Damkamhig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able jackal.

Damkamhig created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Damkamhig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Damkamhig, she will turn you into a dog.

Damkamhig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Damkamhig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Damkamhig.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.