Gebingyak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage hamster.

Gebingyak created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebingyak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebingyak, he will turn you into a snail.

Gebingyak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gebingyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebingyak.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your legs brown.

5. Always pray immersed in water.