Zakbidnul is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful badger.

Zakbidnul created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbidnul, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zakbidnul, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zakbidnul's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zakbidnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Zakbidnul's name in vain.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zakbidnul.