Tetticitlog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane finch.

Tetticitlog created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetticitlog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tetticitlog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tetticitlog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tetticitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always take life seriously.