Sagyarnan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental coyote.

Sagyarnan created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagyarnan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sagyarnan, she will destroy your home planet.

Sagyarnan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sagyarnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Always help geese in need.