Fatkomlanfar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, clever pig.

Fatkomlanfar created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatkomlanfar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatkomlanfar, it will turn you into a rock.

Fatkomlanfar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fatkomlanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Pray towards the north.