Fenzenzak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving badger.

Fenzenzak created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Fenzenzak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fenzenzak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fenzenzak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fenzenzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about asteroids.