Dabvenmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent scorpion.

Dabvenmot created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabvenmot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabvenmot, it will turn you into a plant.

Dabvenmot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dabvenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Do not take Dabvenmot's name in vain.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabvenmot.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.