Likgepben is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy coyote.

Likgepben created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgepben, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Likgepben, he will turn you into a plant.

Likgepben's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Likgepben's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Always take life seriously.