Nanwoncitnarabhogablarn Mitquamgep Jongepminmisfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective fairy.

Nanwoncitnarabhogablarn Mitquamgep Jongepminmisfat created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nanwoncitnarabhogablarn Mitquamgep Jongepminmisfat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanwoncitnarabhogablarn Mitquamgep Jongepminmisfat, it will turn you into a snail.

Nanwoncitnarabhogablarn Mitquamgep Jongepminmisfat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nanwoncitnarabhogablarn Mitquamgep Jongepminmisfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat apples.