Megflapfun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying lobster.

Megflapfun created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megflapfun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megflapfun, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Megflapfun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Megflapfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megflapfun.