Kinjadmitten is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome troll.

Kinjadmitten created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinjadmitten, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kinjadmitten, he will turn you into a snail.

Kinjadmitten's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kinjadmitten's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinjadmitten.

3. Kinjadmitten must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Put Kinjadmitten first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.