Gencipdub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, smart dragon.

Gencipdub created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Gencipdub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gencipdub, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gencipdub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gencipdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gencipdub seven times a day.

2. Never feed oranges to nematodes while wearing fawn tights.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.