Nutpitstragmap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish capybara.

Nutpitstragmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpitstragmap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutpitstragmap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nutpitstragmap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nutpitstragmap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutpitstragmap.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Nutpitstragmap four times a day.